Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

  • by Mike Stangle, Dave Stangle
  • Narrated by Mike Stangle, Dave Stangle
  • 5 hrs and 53 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.
My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin's wedding.
We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night" and will "stay under control". Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable "does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!" questions, we'd rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out....
We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained - love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times - raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys. You should be attractive, or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive, or one of our uncles might grope you.
Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with - featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs - immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous".
In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad) to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank) to proper sexting etiquette and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away).

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Crass and brash

The Stangle brothers are crass and brash and yet strangely charming. Despite their self-congratulatory tone on their (sometimes despicable) antics, they come across as basically nice guys, and their stories are often hilarious. Not for the easily offended!
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- emma

Book Details

  • Release Date: 19-05-2015
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio