• ReMinder

  • My Autobiography
  • By: Dennis Waterman
  • Narrated by: Dennis Waterman
  • Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
  • Abridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 28-05-08
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Random House AudioBooks
  • 4 out of 5 stars 3.9 (28 ratings)


Born in 1948 to a sprawling South London family, Dennis Waterman failed his 11 plus, and went to drama school instead, with people like Francesca Annis and Susan George. Aged 12, he joined the Royal Shakespeare Company in Stratford. The Sweeney and Minder made him famous, but he has also starred in musicals and films, produced and starred in The Captain's Tale. and played football at Wembley with Bobby Moore and George Best. There were affairs with Suzy Kendall and Romy Schneider, and some failed marriages, the last being with Rula Lenska.
Now Waterman tells the story of his rumbustious, action-packed life.
©2000 Dennis Waterman (P)2000 Random House Audiobooks
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1 out of 5 stars
By Karin Brown on 24-04-14


If this book wasn’t for you, who do you think might enjoy it more?

This is basically Dennis Waterman bragging of his womanising and unfaithfulness with the mention of his working life up till the age of 50 in between. If you think the sun shines out of Dennis' backside then it's great but otherwise, don't bother.

Would you ever listen to anything by Dennis Waterman again?


What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?


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1 out of 5 stars
By A. E. F. Mccann on 25-08-13

Just a list of his conquests!

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

I am more interested in Dennis' theatrical career than his sexual conquests with "tasty birds" really... There was not enough of the first and too much of the second. Also, it is a bit out of date - no mention of New Tricks which has been a favourite in our family for years and years. Nice to hear him reading it himself though.

You didn’t love this book--but did it have any redeeming qualities?

Nice to hear Dennis Waterman reading it himself.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Kheft Kaligari on 13-05-14

Simple memoir, enlivened by its talented author

What did you love best about ReMinder?

Dennis Waterman's likable persona shines bright through his engaging reading of his memoir. I admired not only the honesty of his words, but the simplicity with which he expressed them. As an entertainer, he's had an interesting life, and many laudable successes. Like the rest of us, he has also had problems, made his share of mistakes, and not every chapter of his life has ended happily. He accepts this with humility and unvarnished candour. He's real. I love that.

What other book might you compare ReMinder to and why?

I stopped and pondered this for quite a while, but couldn't think of anything. Arbitrarily one could compare it to other entertainer memoirs in general. If one were seeking comparison, I'd suggest The Garner Files by James Garner. Different men, different lives - but both have enjoyed long, durable careers, carving a niche for themselves and becoming household names.

Which character – as performed by Dennis Waterman – was your favorite?

I presume this question is about his career, as he isn't portraying a character in this book - he is being himself, Dennis Waterman. Waterman's career is substantial and impressive. He's always interesting and watchable. I'm a genre fan, so cherish his appearances in Scars of Dracula, Fright, and the television series Brian Clemens' Thriller. Of course I like The Sweeney and Minder! As terrific and memorable as his earlier work has been, everything about New Tricks has been a delight. Dennis has never been better - Gerry Standing fits him perfectly. Oh, and he was hilarious playing himself on Little Britain!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

As mentioned previously, Waterman's life has not always run a smooth course. He became controversial for his candid admissions in 2012 regarding alcohol and spousal abuse. While he doesn't get graphic, he does speak here of those dark times, and of course it's hard to listen to - there's no way to make it pretty. I admired his honesty. There's no arrogance, or attitude of male entitlement here. His remorse is clear. What made me uncomfortable for him was his obvious lingering pain and confusion regarding how things could have gone so wrong. Maybe I'm thinking about this too much? There's a considerable difference between a brute and a poor sod who has found himself psychologically outdistanced in his marriage, in over his head, and making a total mess of it. While everybody needs to be safe and respected, I feel we need to reach out in a more positive way to the man when a marriage gets into such dangerous territory. The community is quick to jump to the woman's defense, but the man is in equal need of assistance, and we must learn to respond more effectively, in a timely manner, and with compassion for all. Society goes to extremes defining these issues in black & white terms, always painting the man black. Some men deserve this depiction. However, many do not. It's conjecture of course, and I don't know what really happened; but I'm comfortable taking Dennis at face value here. I wish somebody had been there to provide him with the informed support he obviously could've benefitted from during those difficult times. This book got me thinking quite seriously about how we view, and respond to, spousal abuse. We need to listen to the man more - even if he's clearly in the wrong, we still need to listen, and be willing to offer informed support and avenues for change. These are hard, uncomfortable, yet important issues. At first one might be surprised to find them addressed in an entertainer's memoir - yet, when you think about it, a working entertainer lives under considerable pressure most of the time. They have a public spotlight on them, which surely makes it harder to address major personal life problems. I found myself sharing Waterman's discomfort, but also, understanding him. It's such a tough thing to go through. I have compassion for Rula Lenska too. In the end, I liked Dennis more for his candour and obvious decency. It took courage and maturity to risk public moral ire with his disclosure. I can only wish him and his family well. :-)

Any additional comments?

A good memoir; however, it's Waterman's reading of it which made it particularly enjoyable for me. I'm planning to give it a second listen, and this is praise in itself. Thanks Dennis :-)

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4 out of 5 stars
By Dr. on 11-03-13

Has led a good rough life - his weakness is women!

Where does ReMinder rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

So So! Middle of the pack.

What other book might you compare ReMinder to and why?

Leslie Phillips Autobiography - because they both want more than they are willing to reach for!

What does Dennis Waterman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

His being so candid.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No - you needed to listen to parts of it more than once to appreciate them!

Any additional comments?

About what I expected from a man a lot like me!!!

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