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  • By: Luisa Omielan
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  • Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (307 ratings)
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Summary

You know when you find yourself approaching 30 and your dreams are broken? You've got a temping career going nowhere and a student debt that's mounting, and you've just had to move back into your mum's house.

Then, to top it all off, you get absolutely annihilated with heartbreak because of an ex who is just 'not ready' but then manages to be ready, a week later, with someone else. And it is here, at your lowest point, that one of your best friends decides to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé. FML.

Luisa Omielan is a stand-up comedian who turned her life around after she answered the mantra every person needs in their life: What Would Beyoncé Do?!

Hilariously funny, wonderfully uplifting and brutally honest, Luisa's memoir shows us all that there is no situation in which Bey can't save the day.

©2016 Luisa Omielan (P)2016 Random House Audiobooks

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So great. Can't recommend enough

She is so so great. This isn't just for women, or anyone that like biographies. This is a book for anyone that appreciates comedy that is true, the kind that makes you cringe, laugh and nod your head way too enthusiastically on the commute. Brilliant. Thank you Luisa.

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Didn't want the book to end!!

Thank you publisher lady for stalking Luisa and convincing her to write a book. But dont stop now, do it again!

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Miss it already!

It’s the first time I’d heard of Luisa and bought the book on a whim. I loved every moment of this funny, inspiring and worryingly relatable book. Luisa has such wonderful expression in her voice and I enjoyed that she was reading it, she had me chuckling all the way on my daily commute.
So glad you were harassed into writing the book Luisa, hope someone bullies you into another.

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funny , relatable and inspiring

v enjoyable. had to slow louisa's voice down a bit though! Thanks for a fun listen Louisa x

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Fabulously honest

Love love love Luisa! This book had me giggling from start to finish. So feel good, I'm taking a few tips. Cannot wait to come and see her when she's back in Liverpool!

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Just Brilliant

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes it is fabulous. Hilarious,sassy, raw and so honest a real test to listen to.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The relationship between Luisa and her father and also Klaus.

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Luisa is intelligent and talented and says it how it is. Her observations are so spot on and I love her sense of humour. Luisa's observations about body image amongst other topics are so refreshing to hear. One of the best I've listened to so far, Luisa you are a legend!

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great holiday read

A very funny and honest read, with a good insight into just how hard a comedian's life actually is.
I really enjoyed it and would recommended this highly entertaining book, to anyone looking to laugh out loud.
I am now hunting for a WWBD t shirt.. :-)

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Funny !!

this was fab and so funny. Lisa Omielan narrating the book made it even more special.

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Must read!

Praise be for this smart, funny amazing woman!

An honest and hilarious memoir / social commentary.

If you've seen her shows there's still lots more to learn from the book.

If you haven't seen her shows then go do it and be delighted.

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What would Beyoncè do?!

Really enjoyed this book, it was funny, real to life and a brilliant account of how challenging life can be. I also found it empowering and hope that Luisa finds happiness in all areas of her life.

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