• Where's My F-cking Latte? (and Other Stories About Being an Assistant in Hollywood)

  • By: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff
  • Narrated by: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff
  • Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 31-05-12
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Glenneyre Press, LLC
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars 3.3 (3 ratings)


Dirty little secrets.... Every movie and TV star has one. So does every agent and manager. Some producers and studio execs have two or even three. I'm talking about an assistant. Someone to answer your phones, pick up your dry cleaning. Someone to hide your drugs. Your assistant knows what you eat, who you're sleeping with, and what medications you're taking. They listen in on your phone calls. They are the eyes and ears of Hollywood...and occasionally they talk.
Culled from dozens of interviews with former and current Hollywood assistants, Where's My F*cking Latte is a no-holds-barred insider's look at what really goes on behind Tinseltown's closed doors.
©2007 Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff (P)2012 Glenneyre Press, LLC
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"I can tell you firsthand that what goes on behind the scenes of Hollywood's glittering facade is usually shocking, insane and full of sex offers. Where's My F*cking Latte perfectly captures the abusive and often hysterically unbelievable world of celebs and Tinseltown power-brokers and the culture of excess and entitlement they live in. Two thumbs WAY, WAY UP!" (Daniella Cracknell, Publicist to many of TV's iconic stars, such as Dick Clark, Howie Mandel, Geraldo Rivera, Mario Lopez to name a few...)
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2 out of 5 stars
By PTHB on 23-07-12


Would you try another book from Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and/or Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff?

This book was a tease for juicy and titillating pop culture inside dirt. Sure we can guess who the celebs are, but clearly the author didn't want to spill too much so he can still work in the business. Barely kept me awake on a long drive.....

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1 out of 5 stars
By Sean J. Stanley on 11-09-13

Failed actor auditions with every chapter...

Oh no. What should have been a fun read (and it was fun when I read the preview pages to myself on Amazon) was a nightmare of overwrought "acting". Nemcoff is yet another Hollywood hack who decided a stunt book like this was his ticket to making rent. The content, culled from personal anonymous PA stories is not that bad. Sanitized and anonymized, but interesting. Unfortunately, his delivery comes off as a clumsy "Reading Rainbow" impersonation , as if the audience were children, intoning emotion and emphasis seemingly at random, with no value added to the tales. But don't take my word for it...

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