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  • By: Lázaro Droznes
  • Narrated by: Trevor Clinger
  • Length: 29 mins
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Narrated by: Trevor Clinger
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Summary

Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word at the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?

They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:

  • Dirty jokes
  • Sexy jokes
  • Witticisms
  • Funny quotes
  • Riddles
  • Wisecracks
  • Feminist jokes
  • Love jokes
  • Sexist jokes
  • Bad jokes
  • Funny proverbs

All the one-liners are related to sex, women, and love relationships--the lines to which everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you'll need to become the life of the party.

Dating will never be the same.

At parties everybody will flock around, eager not to miss your lines.

©2014 Lázaro Droznes (P)2015 Lázaro Droznes

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so bad

don't buy it, it's not funny it's just some bloke making statements like "love is a cloud!"

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Don't bother

The jokes are poor and often repeated. The delivery is flat and frankly boring.
Don't waste your time or money on this.

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