How to Be Ultra Spiritual

  • by JP Sears
  • Narrated by JP Sears
  • 7 hrs and 34 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra Spirituality
In case you haven't noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don't recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality.
Ultra Spiritual JP Sears Flawlessly Reads to You in the English Language
Let's face it, most of us don't have time to actually read anything ourselves. With this unabridged reading by the author himself, you can sit back on your zafu and let Ultra Spiritual JP's wisdom passively sink in, as you better yourself through His Enlightenedness' teachings on:

Competitive spirituality - the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on
Dreaming up your awakening - how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative
Rigidly yogic yoga - the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow
Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism
He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru
Mindfullessness - all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind

With How to Be Ultra Spiritual, His Enlightenedness JP Sears brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality with the waaay more spiritual wisdom of Ultra Spirituality. Be sure to thank him when you see him.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Hilarious and highly relatable!

This audiobook is awesome. It made me laugh so much, especially the bit about taking psychedelics 😂
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- bunny_girl

Stick to sarcastic videos

Would you try another book written by JP Sears or narrated by JP Sears?

Absolutely not

Would you ever listen to anything by JP Sears again?

I like his videos

What didn’t you like about JP Sears’s performance?

The droll sarcasm works well in 3 minute youtube videos, but not for several hours of audiobook. The very few perfromances by other actors were much better, do more of that JP, get GOOD voice actors to recite hilarious stories - talk less yourself.

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

Disappointment, though to be honest I didn't come in with many expectations.

Any additional comments?

What I did like is that it does highlight pretty much every single cliche in the health and spirituality world today... but again for ALL those hours... 1-2 hours would have been more tolerable. Still, "Harmony Shakti" will always have a special place in my heart.

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- Horologist

Book Details

  • Release Date: 07-03-2017
  • Publisher: Sounds True