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It's Not Me, It's Them
- Confessions of a Hopeless Modern Romantic
- Narrated by: Joel Dommett
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Summary
As a 17-year-old virgin working...for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of showbiz. Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first 50 people he's definitely going to sleep with.
What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.
Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.
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- 17-07-18
heart warming story
lovely story. made me laugh out loud in my car to my own embarrassment. I enjoyed tales of Joel's life and a heart warming link that brought it all together.
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- Chris
- 20-03-18
A great listen!
Such a great book to listen to. Funny, honest, moving ... Made me laugh out loud so much ...
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- Jimmy O Reilly
- 25-05-22
great story
Joel dommett has an amazing ability to tell his story well and keeps you interested to the very end. definitely will listen to it again.
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- Bubbles
- 12-08-21
Excellent
I love comedy gigs, films, tv shows etc, but I rarely laugh out loud, however this was my first ever audio book and I listened to it in the gym (pre Covid) and I can’t tell you how daft I felt so many times when I found myself laughing out loud! I knew Joelbefore but I truly started following his career, I feel invested in his career! Like watching a child leave home! It’s not like I can relate to his sexual exploits - usually disastrously, being a 58 yr old grandmother, but that didn’t matter, I ha e recommended it to so many people.
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- Natalie Collis
- 06-03-19
Now one of my favourite audible books!
Absolutely loved this book! Lots of laugh out loud moments which I think is essential for this genre! I have listened to nearly 20 comedians on audible and this is definitely up there as one of my favourites!
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- Steve Parke
- 10-03-18
Can’t recommend more
What’s a great book well read and lots of ups and down. Joel has a way of telling a story and working in lots of others facts.
It was a joy and I was sad when it came towards the end. A sure sign that I loved a book.
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- craig
- 22-08-22
Great listen
Well read fun and exciting!!
Had it on non stop on my ear or when I drove.
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- pinkfilmbee
- 02-06-19
Genuinely laugh out loud
I loved this audiobook. It’s so painfully honest and funny, I can see me listening to it again and again
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- lepaul
- 03-04-18
loved it
Would you listen to It's Not Me, It's Them again? Why?
great book would listen again
What did you like best about this story?
the honesty- unlike many biographies I believed all of this book
Which scene did you most enjoy?
agh the end
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
the end paraghraph
Any additional comments?
I dont often write reviews but this book hits all the spots, good story, honest, well written and read. sad it finished- hope there is more to come
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- Keggsy
- 05-03-18
Dodging bullets .... ??
It has a nice, easy going delivery. Not laugh out loud, more a smile now and then.
His timelines got me confused at times.
Many wonder if he is gay or bi, I am sure he is aware, so he seems to state his heterosexuality often. Listing conquests.
That only serves to make me wonder ...
But, all that aside, a nice listen well read.
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