Anchors aweigh for a great parody on cruise holidays! Crabby's best mate, Reg, has foolishly asked for his opinion on cruise holidays.
A self-appointed expert, the Old Git lets Reg have it with both propellers: cabin grade and the effect it will have on his bank balance and stomach, perils of the arrivals hall, the curse of the ship's paparazzi, and the upgrade hustlers!
And what else has Crabby to say?
How to avoid the bowels from hell.
Sage words on sea sickness.
Being alert for geriatric entertainers with books to flog.
And don't get him started on the price of shore excursions!
You never know - his views may well have you rushing to book your next cruise holiday just so you can spot the characters and sights that the Crabby Old Git talks about. And, of course, so you can experience that feeling only a cruise holiday can give you (if you know what I mean).
©2013 Keith Finney (P)2015 Keith Finney