The Traveller's Tool

  • by Sir Les Patterson
  • Narrated by Sir Les Patterson
  • 4 hrs and 15 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

The Traveller’s Tool is an up-market man’s man’s manual which will find its place next to the Nivea on every executive’s bedside table. When Sir Les Patterson at last agreed to wet his nib and set down on paper his guide for the modern man on the move he made his intention very clear: "I’m a man’s man and I call a spade a spade, so if you’re a bluenosed wowser, a raving pillow-biter or a loony old lezzo with a face like a half-sucked mango, I’d chuck this book away now because in the pages that follow I employ the direct, no holds barred lingo of a serious Australian diplomat at the top of his profession and the height of his sexual powers."
In The Traveller’s Tool, Australia’s most articulate high-flyer lays bare the international lifestyle as he has lived it. The book is not only packed with practical advice, but is also, in Sir Les’s own words, ‘as funny as buggery’.


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Customer Reviews

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Love or Hate it

You should know what you will get with this classic book as told by Les himself. Barry Humphries is a genius and this non PC book will have you laughing all the way through or reaching for the off button pretty early. As Les says in the intro "it probably isn't a book for the lady's".
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- Roger

Funny, vulgar, and ultimately too long

Any additional comments?

Some gems, a lot of filler. This book is hilarious in places, and dull in others.

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- Louis Hall

Book Details

  • Release Date: 15-12-2011
  • Publisher: Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd