Real dating stories of a below-average guy. 

A humorous self-help book filled with tales from the author who came out of a three-year relationship and was completely clueless as how to navigate the emerging trend of modern digital dating. The reader will not only get just the tips but also some hilarious, self-deprecating stories that you can laugh at or commiserate with - or both! 

Let's face it, for some guys, it's much easier to be in the dating game if you're naturally sociable, tall, and handsome. But for the majority of us, it can be quite the herculean task. Let this tastefully vulgar book become your guide! 

Table of contents

• Glossary 
• Introduction 
• Don't Hump the Homie Hopper 
• Decision Process Mapping: To Bring a Date to a Wedding or Not 
• Dealing with Rejection 
• Friend Zone to End Zone 
• General Online Dating Advice 
• First Date Tips and Ideas 
• General Dating Advice 
• Canadian Incursion: Weapons Free 
• Sex Ed: Prevention of the worst STD 
• Don't Discount the Fattie nor Overtip the Hottie 
• Game-ify your Dating Experience 
• Everything in Moderation 
• The Two Best Types of Wingmen 
• Records Management 
• Go for it: Get the Hot Chick 
• Say "Yes" to all Social Invitations 
• Red Flags Aren't Just for China 
• Dress for Success 
• Assholes Finish Last 
• Be Open to Trying New Things 
• Stay in the Game: Sex Stamina 
• On the Hook 
• The Final Tip 
• Afterword 
• Epilogue