Summary

Imagine a vicious, cold-blooded, heartless villain who canes children and kicks puppies. Tim will totally kill that guy for you, if you pay him and provide proof. But if you're just using him to knock out your own evil empire competition, look out. You'll be paying for your own funeral.
In the first book of this fast, funny, and fascinating series, Tim takes up shop in his sister's town. When he takes his sister's bestie on a job, she falls in love with his target and he finds himself having to save lives for once.
Other books in the series:
2. Gin
3. Morphine
4. Valium
5. Pot
6. Absinthe
©2014 Gwendolyn Druyor (P)2015 Gwendolyn Druyor
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3 out of 5 stars
By Emily on 02-04-17

Killer on Call

I received this audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review.

This was an alright novel. It was well written and characterised well, but at points the plot escaped me and I had trouble following it.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Mary on 24-08-17

Stephanie Plum meets Dexter

Below is a composite review of the series in general:

The series is orignal with zany amusing characters. These is plenty of action , surprises and humor.

The series is sort of a combination of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum and Jeff Lindsay's Dexter. Kissy, the zany, quirky heroine reminds me of Stephanie. She has a very likeable straight arrow boyfriend who unwittingly gets caught up in all the mischief and mayhem,



Tim, is the hit man / serial killer who like Dexter only kills bad guys after vetting them. If a client employees him to kill an undeserving target then it is the client who has a funeral. Tim calls himself the "Killer with a conscience" aka the KC Killer. Unfortunately some perspective clients think that KC Killer means "Killer on Command".

Tim returns to town after his mentor's death and when his sister Julia (Kissy's best friend) is laid up with a broken leg. Tim has a major crush on Kissy. Kissy has a way of disrupting Tim's occupational assignments. Tim is not an inept fumbling assassin per see; it's just that Kissy and her gang of bumbling friends have a way of fouling up Tim's assignments.

This is a fun orignal series! It is not great literature, however it is very enjoyable and zany.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Jenniferk on 03-04-17

Quick and fast paced

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Dramatic and intense. This book was named aptly. For anyone who enjoys criminal thrillers, this book is a must. I was voluntarily provided this review copy audiobook at no charge by the author, narrator, and/or publisher.

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