Summary

Random House presents the audiobook edition of Father Christmas's Fake Beard by Terry Pratchett, read by Julian Rhind-Tutt.
Have you ever wanted Christmas to be different?
Turkey and carols, presents and crackers - they all start to feel a bit...samey.
How about a huge exploding mince pie, a pet abominable snowman, or a very helpful partridge in a pear tree? What if Father Christmas went to work at a zoo, or caused chaos in a toy store, or was even arrested for burglary!
Dive into the fantastically funny world of Terry Pratchett, for a festive treat like no other. These 10 stories will have you laughing, gasping and crying (with laughter) - you'll never see Christmas in the same way again.
©2017 Terry Pratchett (P)2017 Random House AudioBooks
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5 out of 5 stars
By Stuart on 11-06-18

Wow

This book is great for children! It's funny and explains things in a way that children can understand! I would NOT pause it EVER!!!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Kat R on 01-01-18

Fun Short Christmas Related Stories

I really enjoyed listening to these short stories. Have listened to them several times on my Christmas travels.

Will be looking to get some more Terry Pratchett books.

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