A Girl's Guide to Vampires : Dark Ones

  • by Katie MacAlister
  • Narrated by Karen White
  • Series: Dark Ones
  • 13 hrs and 19 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters:


Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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Book Details

  • Release Date: 29-01-2013
  • Publisher: HarperAudio