Summary

Desperately seeking rich, famous, single guy with a giant cock to make my lying, cheating, should've-been-born-dickless ex-boyfriend realize what he's just lost.
Oh, and I give great head. Just sayin'.
No man in his right mind would answer that ad.
Except thousands did.
My name is Greer Karas, and I should never be allowed near another bottle of booze again. Because when I drink, my friend and I do stupid things. Like take a page out of my older brother Creighton's playbook and post something completely asinine on the Internet. Waking up with a giant hangover to find my humiliating personal ad has gone viral is not my finest moment.
Cue my look of shock when one of Hollywood's hottest new bad boys, Cavanaugh Westman, comes knocking at my door and drops his pants to prove that he does indeed have a giant cock.
What he doesn't have is an explanation for why he disappeared from my life without a word three years ago, only to show up on the big screen two years later, killing bad guys in action flicks.
And now he wants me again.
What the hell do I do now?
©2016 Meghan March, LLC (P)2016 Meghan March, LLC
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5 out of 5 stars
By Anonymous User on 17-04-18

fantastic

loved every minute of it couldn't stop listening . the narration was excellent and hot

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5 out of 5 stars
By Kindle Customer on 29-09-17

Wow

Well what a brilliant cliffhanger and I'm just about to listen to book two , this is brilliant.

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1 out of 5 stars
By Goodto go on 04-08-17

Takes advantage of the reader

Has Dirty Girl turned you off from other books in this genre?

Both this book and sequel spend most of the very limited recording repeating themselves and the stupidity of the characters. I do like this genre and normally the narrators are among my favorites, but this story insults our intelligence and wallets. These should have been one book and looks like it was cut in half just to make more money.

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

I like the narrators. They are among my favorites, but it's hard to narrate a story about an educated stupid spoiled woman and a man who doesn't't have a history until the last few chapters.

What character would you cut from Dirty Girl?

Banner

Any additional comments?

Don't cut a book in half to line your pockets and don't write and repeat just to create a longer book. that is beneath your talent.

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12 of 13 people found this review helpful

1 out of 5 stars
By Melissa Weitzmann on 14-06-17

Aweful and unimaginative

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

No one.

Has Dirty Girl turned you off from other books in this genre?

No.

What didn’t you like about Andi Ardnt and Sebastian York ’s performance?

They were very brave to take on this "book". The readings were fine.

Any additional comments?

I don't normally review book, but I felt like I had to warn people. This "book" was a disappointment from chapter 1. But since I had paid for it, and even purchased the narration, I forced myself to continue listening.

Full disclaimer: I couldn't get further than chapter 6.

This felt cheap and choppy and even sampled. It's the same lines and quips you've read in every other Rom/Com. The problem is, it's not funny after 14 other authors have used the same lines. It's boring and disappointing. I imagine this author thought she was clever, and felt smart but really seems to be grasping at straws.

Even the sex is predictable and boring. There is no lead up. Bam he shows up at her door after 3 years and she screws him within minutes.

I truly regret wasting my money on this.

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5 of 5 people found this review helpful

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