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  • Doctor How and the Illegal Aliens: The Doctor Who Is Not a Time Lord

  • Doctor How, Book 1
  • By: Mark Speed
  • Narrated by: Mark Speed
  • Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Summary

What doesn't the BBC want you to know? A humorous take on a much-loved series

Half a century ago, Doctor How's famous brother sold his fictional life story to the BBC, painting himself as a lone hero. Disillusioned, their four cousins dropped out. For 50 years, it is Doctor How who has protected humanity against the forces of darkness and stupidity.

Illegal aliens try to hack Doctor How's systems, and he finds his estranged cousin Where has already been compromised.

When reports come in of mysterious attacks by alien creatures, How has to rely on his new assistant Kevin, a petty criminal from south London, and Trinity, a morphing super-predator, as he counters this threat to humanity's existence.

His efforts are hampered by bungling agents from MI-16, desperate to capture How's time-travel technology.

Can Doctor How keep ahead of MI-16, save Where, and combat the alien threat?

This book series is not affiliated with or endorsed by the BBC. It is not a Doctor Who story.

©2014 Mark Speed (P)2017 Mark Speed

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What an interesting idea!

I found this book a truly interesting concept. As a whovian I found it hilarious the way it poked fun at the WHO universe. Well done to Mark for an original idea and congratulations on a well done narration, a big thumbs up from me!

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