Such a huge prick...
They call him The Donkey because of the size of his dick. I call him it because he's a complete and total ass.
I hate Landon Maddox with a passion, and I haven't even met him yet. Underwear model, star quarterback, arrogant, muscle-headed prick.
I never wanted a stepbrother in the first place, and now I have one that thinks he's a God.
If his most famous asset isn't beaming down at me from billboard posters all over the city, he's spread across the front pages of every single newspaper, always for the wrong reasons.
Landon Maddox is everywhere I look, and now I have to spend the next seven days with him for real, squashed into a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not even kidding. Family vacation with the man I spend my lifetime trying to avoid. Getting to know the enemy with nowhere left to escape.
That's not the worst thing either.
Apparently there aren't enough bedrooms for us all, which means The Donkey and I have to share.
Me and The Donkey in the same room together for a week? With that thing between his legs?
Now I know I'm definitely going to scream.
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