Summary

Such a huge prick...
They call him The Donkey because of the size of his dick. I call him it because he's a complete and total ass.
I hate Landon Maddox with a passion, and I haven't even met him yet. Underwear model, star quarterback, arrogant, muscle-headed prick.
I never wanted a stepbrother in the first place, and now I have one that thinks he's a God.
Seriously.
If his most famous asset isn't beaming down at me from billboard posters all over the city, he's spread across the front pages of every single newspaper, always for the wrong reasons.
Landon Maddox is everywhere I look, and now I have to spend the next seven days with him for real, squashed into a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not even kidding. Family vacation with the man I spend my lifetime trying to avoid. Getting to know the enemy with nowhere left to escape.
That's not the worst thing either.
Apparently there aren't enough bedrooms for us all, which means The Donkey and I have to share.
Me and The Donkey in the same room together for a week? With that thing between his legs?
Now I know I'm definitely going to scream.
©2016 Stephanie Brother (P)2017 Stephanie Brother
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2 out of 5 stars
By NB on 04-12-17

Could have been shorter

I struggled with this one. The main characters acted way too immature through most of the story and things were just entirely too ridiculous the way it was told.

The parents booked this cabin and they really didn't pay attention to the size and number of bedrooms? The "children" are adults so why would you expect it to be ok they share a room?

Because of the size of the cabin there is an obvious lack of privacy but they get their time alone when one of the parents gets so sick they have him transported to a far away hospital but they aren't gone that long. After that bit of alone time they were absolutely ridiculous about the way they acted to be alone.

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2 out of 5 stars
By Angela Gagliardi on 25-11-17

Repetitive

So much overuse of the same words that I would be rolling my eyes. The main character went from being smart and tough to boning her stepbro in the tiny cottage room that shared a wall with her parents. Narrators were great but the storyline just did not do it for me. DNF

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