Fried Green Zombies

  • by John Allen
  • Narrated by John Allen
  • 7 hrs and 42 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970s RV, parked at their favorite hunting camp, when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi. Then all hell breaks loose.
Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner. Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world.
Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

funny and fast zombie sci fi comedy

This book is great. the author/narrator has made this book spring to life or death I love it. There isn't a great mass of gore for zombie hard core fans but I am hooked. Its light hearted intelligent pop corn with a bounce along good quality plot and I can't wait for the next one.
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- B. W. Evans

Completely awful!

This has to be one of the worst audio books I've listened to in a long time. The author is also the narrator and is really dreadful!

Give it a big miss!
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- H

Book Details

  • Release Date: 19-04-2010
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