Summary

Gary is a sweet and decent man. Only two things would improve his life - having children with his gorgeous wife, Pauline, and a lower golf handicap. Both are unlikely.
Pauline is wondering how she ended up living in an ugly little house, driving a second-hand car and making a living dressing up as Tinker Bell. She's planning to leave Gary for a self-made carpet millionaire.
Findlay, the Carpet King of Scotland, wants to trade in his obese wife for a younger model. But if he goes for a divorce, she'll take him to the cleaners. If only there was some way she could be made to disappear....
Lee, Gary's luckless brother, has botched one too many drug deals. Local crime overlord Ranta Campbell gives him one more job - one last chance to get it right. Lee's done some bad things - but murder?
When Gary gets smashed on the head by a golf ball and miraculously develops an absolutely perfect swing, everyone finds their fates rest on the final day of the Open Championship....
©2015 John Niven (P)2015 Random House AudioBooks
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By Greg on 11-12-15

Funniest book I've ever heard/read

Never has a book made me laugh out loud as much as this one did. John Nivens best book in my opinion, however they are all great.

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5 out of 5 stars
By John Buckingham on 18-06-18

Simply brilliant

Big fan of John Niven's work and that drew me to this story. I expected a lot, he has set his standards very high, Second Coming especially. This did not disappoint. Ostensibly it's about golf but it's much more than that. It's funny. Funny funny funny and it's a nice underdog story. Poor Gary is a lovely man being crapped on from all angles and when his world starts to change you root for him and he delivers. When you learn about his disjointed family, you root for them too. I even liked the bad guy. You will love the protagonist and you will laugh out loud, possibly at work like I did, and look like a loon but the payoff is worth it.

Great work John, love John.

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By Amazon Customer on 27-08-17

Great Book

Loved this book. well written and will keep you laughing. looking forward reading another of Johns book's

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