The Humans

  • by Matt Haig
  • Narrated by Mark Meadows
  • 8 hrs and 10 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

It's hardest to belong when you're closest to home....
One wet Friday evening, Professor Andrew Martin of Cambridge University solves the world's greatest mathematical riddle. Then he disappears. When he is found walking naked along the motorway, Professor Martin seems different. Besides the lack of clothes, he now finds normal life pointless. His loving wife and teenage son seem repulsive to him. In fact, he hates everyone on the planet. Everyone, that is, except Newton. And he's a dog.
Can a bit of Debussy and Emily Dickinson keep him from murder? Can the species which invented cheap white wine and peanut butter sandwiches be all that bad? And what is the warm feeling he gets when he looks into his wife's eyes?


Audible Editor Reviews

Take a hilarious look at human life from an unlikely yet endearing perspective in Matt Haig’s The Humans, narrated in this unabridged audiobook by ever-popular British actor and broadcaster Mark Meadows. This enchanting story has all the markings of true creativity and literary skill. Professor-cum-alien Andrew Martin must learn the life of a human with all the trials and tribulations that come with it. The only companion he seems to understand is the family dog. This book will make you laugh, cry and be dazzled in its ability to capture the human spirit in a questionably non-human character. Available now from Audible.


What the Critics Say

" The Humans is a laugh-and-cry book. Troubling, thrilling, puzzling, believable and impossible. Matt Haig uses words like a tin-opener. We are the tin." (Jeanette Winterson)
" The Humans is tremendous; a kind of Curious Incident meets The Man Who Fell to Earth. It’s funny, touching and written in a highly appealing voice." (Joanne Harris)
"This is a tender, funny novel about the often irrational ways humans behave, written in accessible prose, and invites comparison with Mark Haddon and Patrick Ness." ( Independent)
"Excellent . . . very human and touching indeed." (Patrick Ness)


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Customer Reviews

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A profound and shining star

If I could write like Matt Haig I would be able to express how much I adored this book. When there is so much out there that is cynical and crass it is truly astonishing to pick up and read a story that is so profound and full of compassion. On top of that it is funny and exciting and for the first time in my life I appreciate that mathematics does have some point after all.
This has gone into my top ten all time favourite books. Why? Because when his little finger touched hers I thought this expressed more about love than anything I had ever read before.
I am now impatient to read other books from this wonderful author.
This gets an infinite number of stars from me.
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- Kaggy

Made Me Feel Better About Us

I got this book on the strength of reviews, here and elsewhere, and found it to be really enjoyable. It made me laugh a lot - the author has a way of allowing us to see ourselves from the outside which shows just how ridiculous, contradictory, yet endearing humans can be. As someone who has become rather pessimistic about the future of humanity and our inability to do what is necessary to make the world a better place (I include myself here) this book managed to make me see myself and others in a better light. Maybe humans aren't all bad! Thanks Matt Haig for shining a little light into my bleak outlook.
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- Rachel

Book Details

  • Release Date: 09-05-2013
  • Publisher: Audible Studios