The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins

  • by Irvine Welsh
  • Narrated by Lorelei King, Penelope Rawlins
  • 13 hrs and 24 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

When Lucy Brennan, a Miami Beach personal-fitness trainer, disarms a gunman chasing two frightened homeless men, the police and the breaking-news cameras are not far behind and, within hours, Lucy is a media hero. The solitary eye-witness is the depressed and overweight Lena Sorensen, who becomes obsessed with Lucy and signs up as her client - though she seems more interested in the trainer’s body than her own.
When the two women find themselves more closely aligned, and can’t stop thinking about the sex lives of Siamese twins, the real problems start....
In the aggressive, foul-mouthed trainer, Lucy Brennan, and the needy, manipulative Lena Sorensen, Irvine Welsh has created two of his most memorable female protagonists, and one of the most bizarre, sado-masochistic folies à deux in contemporary fiction.
Featuring murder, depravity and revenge - and enormous amounts of food and sex - The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins taps into two great obsessions of our time - how we look and where we live - and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun.
Warning: Contains explicit content.

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Simply classic IRVINE WELSH

Where does The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Having read all Irvines books wasnt sure if i would get in to this but it was fantastic


What was one of the most memorable moments of The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins?

the way the Characters intertwined and the journey of each one


Which scene did you most enjoy?

The last 3 hours


Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

it made me laugh and at times made me feel uncomfortable


Any additional comments?

great book worth a read

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- Garry S.

Usually I love welsh

In fact I would say he's my favourite author, but I felt this was just a bit below par.
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- Ritchie

Book Details

  • Release Date: 01-05-2014
  • Publisher: Random House Audiobooks