• by Matt Coyne
  • Narrated by Matt Coyne
  • 5 hrs and 56 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

'The night before Charlie was born, I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier riding into battle, completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.'
Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, Man vs Baby.
This is his book, and it is not your average parenting guide. It's packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won't find anywhere else: from Profanity Bingo for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you.
Above all, Dummy will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children. This is the parenting book for real people.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Funny, touching and very therapeutic!

Parents to be take take heed! It is all true. I laughed along as every sentence resonates with how we faced these challenges with our first child.

I look forward to the sequel, where Coyne describes his adventures moving into the ranks of the "Broken".
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- Helen

Book Details

  • Release Date: 20-04-2017
  • Publisher: Wildfire