Summary

Here's a bittersweet story about the perils and pleasures of pounds and pennies. It will make you laugh and cry. Two bothers, Damian and Anthony, are unwittingly caught up in a train robbery during Britain's countdown to join the Euro. Suddenly finding themselves with a vast amount of cash, the boys have just one glorious, appalling dilemma - how to spend it in the few days before it becomes worthless. Torn between the vices of buying a million pizzas and the virtues of ending world poverty, the boys soon discover that being rich is a mug's game. For not only is the clock ticking - the bungling bank robbers are closing in.
Pizzas or World Peace, what would you choose?
©2004 Frank Cottrell Boyce (P)2004 Macmillan Digital Audio
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By hrb on 24-05-15

Guaranteed laughs

Just finished listening to this on a long, cross country journey with my children (aged 11 and 9). A great story that had us laughing for beginning to end. Beautifully written and Stephen Thompkinson really brings it to life.

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I really enjoyed listening to this audible. It was funny and very amusing. I definitely recommend it to everyone

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By alfa8492 on 15-01-17

Brilliant

I liked this book a lot. The story is full of hilarious situations. The voice of the narrator is superb. I recomend this book to all ages

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