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Once Upon a Time in the West...Country
- Narrated by: Tony Hawks
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
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Summary
Comedian and best-selling author Tony Hawks is embarking on his greatest adventure yet - moving from city life in London to deepest Devon in the West Country.
You can take the man out of the city, but is the countryside ready for him? Comedian and born-and-bred townie Tony Hawks is not afraid of a challenge - or indeed a good bet. He's hitchhiked round Ireland with a fridge and taken on the Moldovan football team at tennis one by one. Now the time has come for his greatest gamble yet - turning his back on comfortable city life to move to the wilds of the West Country.
With his partner, Fran, in tow and their first child on the way, he embraces the rituals of village life with often absurd and hilarious results, introducing us to an ensemble of eclectic characters along the way. One minute he's taking part in a calamitous tractor run, the next he's chairing a village meeting, but of course he still finds time for one last solo adventure before fatherhood arrives - cycling coast to coast with a mini pig called Titch.
In the epic battle of man versus countryside, who will win out?
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- Tom
- 22-05-16
Once upon a time... Hawks went on adventures
I started reading Tony Hawks's books years ago, back when he used to travel around with a fridge, and play Moldovans at tennis, and try to get a hit single in Albania. I used to wait eagerly for his next book, ready to laugh out loud at his latest crazy exploits.
In this book he... moves to Devon. That really is it. I can't help but feel that Hawks's publishers were also a little underwhelmed by this book, given that their synopsis concludes - "in the epic battle of man versus countryside, who will win out?" Really? Did they actually read this book, or just assume its contents based on his previous stories?
That's not to say that this is a bad book. Hawks is an engaging narrator and a good storyteller. He comes across as a really nice likeable guy, so you're genuinely interested in how things turn out for him.
There is certainly a niche for books written by good storytellers about their everyday ordinary lives, and this falls squarely within it. With one exception, nothing particularly unusual or unexpected happens to Hawks. Having moved from London to Devon he simply settles into slow paced, quiet Devon life.
The thing that lets this book down a little however is that it's rather uneven. A mini-adventure that Hawks goes on with a miniature pig dominates the book, despite not being long or interesting enough to justify such focus. The seemingly minute-by-minute description of his son's birth, whilst obviously of great importance to Hawks, seems to be given rather excessive space in a book about moving to the country.
Overall I'd summarise this as "listenable". I actually finished this book, which probably puts it in the top 50% of books I've listened to, but it was something I dipped in and out of when I had nothing else to listen to, and the last hour or so was more a case of "let's get this one finished". If you're a Hawks fan, planning on moving from a city to the country, or find miniature pigs particularly cute, give it a try.
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- Kindle Customer
- 23-07-15
A Great 'Read'
Not often that I write a book review particularly one I don't need to read, but just listen to. I have a lot of Audibles and enjoy most as I'm a careful chooser, always reading other's reviews! I am drawn to writing a review here though simply because I really enjoyed listening to the author reading his own story. It's a bit like a poet reading their own work, being the only person who really knows what the text was meant to sound like.
Throughout the book, which I found really hard to pause, I could see Tony relating his adventure in person and not like in a book but as if we were sitting across a pint in the local, having got together after his latest voyage of discovery.
The story was completely absorbing. I have read, using my eyes, his previous books too but this one just connected in a unique way and was a great experience.
This book could be used by Audible as a sample to entice new converts to the audio book world.
Tony, If you read this; it really is 'Grrrreat!' - could be a serial (see what I did there?).
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- Paul
- 29-06-15
Disappointing after reading previous TH titles
Rather ordinary albeit amusing in parts. Somehow cycling with the pig and the tractor episode seemed to have something missing after the fridge and tennis.
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- Carl
- 07-12-16
Self indulgent & dull
Big fan of Hawk's other books but just did not get this. Put simply, very little happens & the humour is scarce.
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- Stuart renz
- 17-10-19
excellent book
very funny especially the wasp incident that made me laugh out loud funny . .
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- Lara Rua
- 30-12-16
A Must
Thoroughly enjoyable from beginning to end - Witty possessing true values plus a laugh out loud
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- Elinor B.
- 07-11-16
Disappointing
What disappointed you about Once Upon a Time in the West...Country?
I found the story boring and couldn't listen until the end (even though I really did try)
What was most disappointing about Tony Hawks’s story?
I don't know Tony Hawks, but after listening to some excellent autobiographies of other comedians (David Mitchell, Jack Dee, Michael Mcintyre, Sue Perkins) audible suggested this to me. It is not anywhere near the level of the others in terms of being an interesting story, or being funny or clever.
How could the performance have been better?
It was read incredibly slowly, which definitely didn't help
If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Once Upon a Time in the West...Country?
I suppose it should really start with some funny stories to grab your attention instead of a long boring story about how he met his wife (sorry Tony).
Any additional comments?
I'm sorry to write such a negative review but I am disappointed and wish I hadn't wasted my credit on something I couldn't listen to. I will be making sure to listen to the clip before I buy anything in future!
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- Tobias L Ashton
- 13-09-16
Bland anecdotes
If you want gentle stories of the country try Herriot or Phinn. If you want humour try Hawk's earlier works. Disappointing
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- Rob
- 19-03-16
Not his best
I'm a big fan normally, but this was just a bit dull. it's a shame, I really liked his previous work, but this didn't have the same energy or humour. Unfortunately, I struggled to get through it and gave up.
His normally excellent delivery sounded flat and missing the normal energy and warmth of previous books.
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- Nick
- 29-01-16
Unable to complete
What would have made Once Upon a Time in the West...Country better?
More of a story
What was most disappointing about Tony Hawks’s story?
This seemed to be nothing more than a story of moving to Devon. Nice but fairly boring.
How could the performance have been better?
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If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Once Upon a Time in the West...Country?
Possibly this book is just too long
Any additional comments?
I have enjoyed some of Tony's previous book but this one was very flat almost as if he was not that excited about it himself.
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