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Ratburger

By: David Walliams
Narrated by: David Walliams, Nitin Ganatra
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Summary

The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country.

Hot on the heels of bestselling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel – the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery – mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt’s Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title…

From the author that is being called ‘a new Roald Dahl’, Ratburger is not to be missed!

©2012 David Walliams (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers Limited

Critic reviews

"I absolutely love David Walliams's books. In a few more years they will become classics." (Sue Townsend, author of Adrian Mole)

"Another triumph for David Walliams. His books are a breath of wonderful fresh air." (The Sun)

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AMAZING!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎

Reading Ratburger made me think.What an AMAZING book! You should read it to.
Thanks for listing bye bye

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Fantastically Funny

Another great little story by David Walliams. Had me laughing till my sides hurt. Great for kids & big kids alike.

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brilliant

yet again David Walliams has produced has produced an amazing book that my kids couldn't wait to listen too
5* totally worth a listen

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amazing

I thought ratburger was amazing and it was very funny! I thought David could have made it have more characters in though. But still amazing

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Brilliant!

Best book I've ever heard. It is so good that I listened to it all in 3 nights. Jacob aged 8

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Very violent . It freaked me out. Waste of money.

Very violent. Lots of blood.Freaked me out.Waste of money.
stupid book. WORST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
POOP

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Amazing

This audio book is great!!!
I loved the book and now I can listen to it

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Loved Ratburger!

We loved Ratburger - my daughter and I laughed together through the story, some sad bits too though!

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A brilliant book!

I love every part of this book. I would recommend this book to people who are eight years old all over. I write this book 10 out of 10.

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Ratburger is the best book I have ever listened to.



Ratburger can a bit heartbreaking in some parts, as exampled when Ginger Nut (pet hamster) dies.The way some of it is put together is just phenomenal but also incredibly hilarious. Mr Grave is one of the teachers at Zoe’s school and he is a bit bonkers, there are lots of funny parts in this book. In the story there are two uses of bad language not to be said but it didn’t matter. Review by Oliver aged 9

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