Cinderella: Not Quite the Fairy Tale, Book 1

  • by May Sage
  • Narrated by Audrey Lusk
  • 3 hrs and 23 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

A modern adult fairy tale
The king needs an heir, and that means finding some sort of woman to do the job. "That's all it's about, ultimately: basic, carnal compatibility in order to satisfy this need. For that reason, the pictures I request of those who wish to apply are explicit. The full prerequisites are attached to the correspondence. If you aren't comfortable with these demands, don't bother applying."
Ella applies, seeing straight through the bullshit; she goes as far as derisively adding a set of pictures fitting the requirements the letter demands: a picture of her "pussy" (a fat, indolent Persian) and of her in her nightwear - yoga pants and a hoodie. In lieu of an introduction, her message reads:
Dear Daniel Franko Phillipe Del Luz,
I've applied to guarantee that I'm not summoned to your little orgy. F - k you. We aren't all stupid.
Ella.

It was supposed to go through an automated system; she didn't expect anyone to read it. Let alone the king.
This novel is intended for a mature audience.

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Funny, Witty & Very Very Enjoyable!

This was too funny! An almost satirical retelling of Cinderella. I love how Ms Sage worked in the magic, the humour, built up some characters for us to get curious about so we'd read more books in the series, yet this book is still very easily a very satisfying standalone. I'd say I wished it was longer, but that might ruin the lovely sharp impact it had. A really enjoyable read. You will chuckle a lot, if not laugh out loud!
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- Leigh UK

Book Details

  • Release Date: 05-05-2016
  • Publisher: May Sage