Goddamned Freaky Monsters : The Tome of Bill

  • by Rick Gualtieri
  • Narrated by Christopher John Fetherolf
  • Series: The Tome of Bill
  • 9 hrs and 58 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

There are reasons we fear the night. Now he's trying to stop them.
Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.
Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.
Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Could have been a great trilogy

Is there anything you would change about this book?

I'd make it less like a rehash of the previous books in the series.

Would you be willing to try another book from Rick Gualtieri? Why or why not?

I wouldn't be willing to try another in this series. By five books I've heard enough of them to know that they're all very samey. I suspect I could skip ahead to the very last book to find out how it ends, and not really miss anything major. The series would have made a great trilogy though

Did Goddamned Freaky Monsters inspire you to do anything?

Sadly, it inspired me not to continue with the rest of the series even thoguh I'd already bought them.

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- Teddy

Fantastic series

Fantastic series that gets better and better with each book (I'm listening to the audio versions) adult humour and innuendo mixed in with great characters and a great story ark.

Add Rick to your read / listen list you won't be disappointed.

The narrator does a first class job also.
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- Bracore

Book Details

  • Release Date: 05-08-2014
  • Publisher: Richard Gualtieri