There are reasons the undead fear the night...
Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse.
On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. Destiny has placed them on a cataclysmic collision course, but there's just one small catch: he's in love with her.
Now he finds himself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the person who's fated to destroy him. Talk about being damned if you do...
Unsure of his allies and outnumbered by enemies, Bill must dig deep within himself and find the faith to succeed - because if he fails, it'll be more than just his social life in tatters.
©2013 Rick Gualtieri (P)2013 Rick Gualtieri
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4 out of 5 stars
By Mr. Robert J. McFarlane on 11-02-17

I think I paid for this book twice.

Bill is the jar jar binks of vampires, But the story is compelling. My hatred of the charicter Tom also keeps me listening. Having listened to almost the entire series. I cannot recomend it, yet I wait for his latest book with a glazed look in my eyes.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Bracore on 01-06-16


Continuing the series in style, excellent characters with a gripping story arch through out, Adult themes, quality series, add to your read / listen list

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4 out of 5 stars
By Cliff on 09-09-13

Bill is starting to grow up, but just a little...

Would you listen to Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill) again? Why?

I would listen to this book again. This is mainly because it seems to be a bridge book for future novels. The character's are being developed a bit more which is good. The humor is fun, but you can't carry a series on the strength of that alone.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)?

Anything with Gann. That character cracks me up.

What does Christopher John Fetherolf bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

He doesn't have a great range of voices but he nails the main character dead on. I couldn't imagine anyone else reading this series atthis point.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No, but that was because I listened to the other three books back-to-back.

Any additional comments?

This book is a bit different from the others, but is a good read and seems to be developing the series for the future.

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3 out of 5 stars
By Mathew on 17-06-15

It's ok.

The story is ok but the characters don't take anything g seriously until it's almost too late. They lack intelligence and planning. I pointed out several plot points way before they happened and at times it was almost painful to listen to parts that you just don't care about.

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