Marty is having a bad morning. Roused from slumber by a gang of polo-mallet-wielding monkeys and a mysterious voice in his wardrobe, he must quickly come to terms with the fact that the world outside his door is now the world inside his head. Lying in wait amidst bleak, gloomy streets, deserted theme parks, and circus-themed nightclubs, lurks the oppressive shadow of myriad giggling, cackling pursuers, hell bent on throwing a custard pie or two into the works. Assisted by a string of halfcocked schemes, a troupe of tiny unlikely allies, and (literally) the girl of his dreams, Marty sets out on a heroic quest to wake up and get out of bed.
"5 stars! This book was a total riot. I kept finding myself guffawing and snorting at all the odd, random moments and exceptionally clever word play one liners. The image of a whale on a pogo stick will stay with me for a while." (Vix Kirkpatrick, TheDailyBookworm.com)
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Laughed ,til I peed myself !
- Jane Campbell