Summary

Hi. I am Brandon Thighmaster. Monk. Hero. Inspiration. I enjoy crunching, squats, looking at myself, looking at other people looking at myself, and long walks on the beach. I also do adventures and stuff, and I guess you can read about them here. But enough about you, let's talk about me. Brandon Thighmaster.
©Steven Wetherell Steven Wetherell (P)2017 Steven Wetherell
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5 out of 5 stars
By Loki on 06-07-18

Brilliant

Amazingly funny as expected, the story of Brandon Thighmaster coming out into the world has been as enjoyable as listening to the podcast. The other characters were brought to life and I ended up really caring for them all. Fantastic writing from Steve and Wonderfully narrated by wally. Would recommend to everyone, a must read!!!!

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5 out of 5 stars
By ross on 06-02-18

10/10 funny as hell!

Where does The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster: An Authors and Dragons Tale rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

One of the best books i have listened too. A great origins tale for one of Authors and Dragons podcast crew. it is a must listen!

Who was your favorite character and why?

This is a silly question, the book is about one man, The TOTALLY LEGEND OF BRANDON THIGHMASTER.

What about Wally Schrass’s performance did you like?

Very good

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5 out of 5 stars
By Ashley Miller on 10-12-17

Totally Brandon!!

Absolutely loved this audio! Made me laugh and cry! So totally Brandon!! The only thing that could have made this better is if Steve was the one reading. A must read for any listeners of the authors and dragons podcast!! If you aren’t already listening, you should be!

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By Jeremy R. Snyder on 18-12-17

Incredible laughs, fun writing, quality narration

This is one of the funniest books I've ever read, bar none. It took me at least six hours to listen to three hours of audio because I kept returning to different passages, playing portions for passers-by, and otherwise had so much fun with it. It is, of course, an Authors and Dragons tale, being a background story of the author's character on that podcast. You need not be a fan of of the podcast to enjoy this tale, however. Any fan of comedic fantasy, especially D&D style fantasy, will totally enjoy The Totally Legend of Brandon Thighmaster. Fans of epic/high fantasy will find this a great intro to comedic fantasy. Fans of mundane comedy will be drawn into sword and sorcery. The book is, all in all, a gateway drug, that will leave you wanting more and more. Mr. Wetherell has left himself in the difficult position of needing to produce more tales of Brandon's pre-podcast exploits with all speed. We, the fans, will settle for nothing less.

Mr. Schrass brings the tale to life expertly and brings great comedic timing and a very high production value to the audio table. Let us all hope we'll see more from him in the near future as well.

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