This Book Is Full of Spiders : John Dies at the End

  • by David Wong
  • Narrated by Nick Podehl
  • Series: John Dies at the End
  • 14 hrs and 54 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We’re all about to find out.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I’m just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won’t hold it against you if you’re upset. I know that’s just the spider talking.

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awsome

Not your average book but a very very good listen. This goes in my top ten listens. Amazing how a gory blood scene can be transformed to laugh out loud by the descriptiveness.



It really is a laugh out loud book, i found myself chuckling, laughing out loud, giggling; It is also an engrossing story with well thought out characters. I am off to find more by this author
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- Caroline

favourite book of all time!

I have listened to this book about 4 times and read it myself about 3 times also. It is such a great book, well written, enjoyable and funny. highly recommend if you enjoy fantasy horror comedy.
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- Lora

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-10-2012
  • Publisher: Brilliance Audio