Rule the world.
Victor Shelby ends each day wondering when his life is going to get better. His parents are dead, he struggles to pay rent, and his boss at the animal control shelter has him cleaning cages instead of working in the field. His dream of helping animals seems destined to end in a mop bucket.
Then, Victor is abducted by aliens and deposited on a prehistoric world filled with hungry dinosaurs and beautiful alien women.
He doesn’t know why he is here or what his purpose is, but he finds himself fighting for survival. Most men would have been lizard kibble in a few moments, but Victor’s natural ability to empathize with animals has grown stronger, and he finds himself able to control the most docile of the terrible lizards.
Victor will have to use his taming powers to provide food, water, and shelter for the three women that he has sworn to protect. Success means they get to live another day; failure means a horrible death in the jaws of Earth’s most deadly predators.
Disclaimer: This audiobook has ravaging dinosaurs, a lot of cursing, extreme violence, and a harem of exotic alien women. The novel is not meant for people under the age of 18.
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By RickG73 on 09-06-18
So glad i got this book and series
Love this series. It is funny and witty with adult humour but it the most perfect way. Not like others. This is done with fun, not vulgar. I had to get book 2 and 3 straight after and completed all 3 in just over 2 days. I couldn't stop listening. I was so disappointed when book 3 finished as i am craving for book 4 through too 999 😂 one can only hope. Hint, hint. Keep the adventures coming please.
By Tomato on 30-05-18
I like simple writing and simple characters but this takes simple a little to far. The main character could be summed up as a plank of wood with a cock attached to to bottom. And somehow every female character is copy paste big ass huge boobs, and always, aways needs saving (in cock planks opinion).
started to get a bit more bearable towards the end and the narration was good so 2 stars. If you like deep characters or have any opinion leaning towards females not being objectified then I would steer clear.
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By John on 18-02-18
If Destiny's Crucible and Jurassic park had a kid
I will tell you right off the bat this book is worth your credit.
Now with that being said this book is not for everyone, for the first half of this book it is really hard to listen to because the MC will not shut up about how pretty the girls he is with are. This nonstop talk about how pretty alien girls are, it's just face palm embarrassing to hear. it is not sexy which is sad because if the story would have just given less detail about how the alien girls looked. Are imagination would do a far better job then what the book tells us.
I tell you this flaw in the book because, this is by far the biggest problem, any listener with have to over come to enjoy the story.Good news is the writing is good and when it starts going it really starts going. There is a flow to the story that makes it really hard to put it down.
Not going to lie it is really cool to hear how people with not metal! have to build weapons and fortifications with just there wits. All in all a really good story about a man who starts as a dog catcher and slowly becomes Turok.
P.S don't forget to hit the helpful
108 of 119 people found this review helpful
By Franklin F. on 22-02-18
nice idea, don't mind sexy talk, didn't finish<br />
didn't finish it 5 paragraphs to describe sexy girls... over and over again!! describe a new world, 2 paragraphs,. new sexy girl introduction, pages and pages and pages... I'm a guy who loves women! but over and over and over..... let's advance the story some, not talk about boobs again!!!
Luke Daniels was great...
this is first book I stopped listening to, and I have been audible listener for over 10 years... love fanasty and sifi and history and even sexy stuff. but give it a rest
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