Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below the Waterline

  • by Brian David Bruns
  • Narrated by Gary Furlong
  • 9 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

National Best Seller
ForeWord Humor Book of the Year
Benjamin Franklin Awards Humor Book of the Year
In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt - or, in this case, the dirty water - on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes listeners down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving listeners gasping with laughter as they're assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it's not passengers). And, of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange and seemingly impossible places.
Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential listening for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Don't miss the entire Cruise Confidential series:

Cruise Confidential
Ship for Brains
Unsinkable Mister Brown
High Seas Drifter


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Informative behind the scenes revelations

Informative, funny and enlightening. Excellent nararation. Look forward to the rest of the series being released in audio format.
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- Mr PJB

moaning whining dull don't waste your time

terrible dull story. hours of moaning and whining hours of your life wasted you will never get back.
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- clifford

Book Details

  • Release Date: 31-03-2016
  • Publisher: Brian David Bruns